OCs 23 - 5 London Cornish

In lieu of a full blown match report (it seems the reporter's juices are exhausted after last weeks epic), here is a nice piccy of us and some stats on the game:

Honours
Tries: Si PW, Henry Brace, Paul Chappell
Pen: Matt Mann (2)
Con: Matt Mann
Chaussettes D’or: Mark Li. Subsequently awarded (posthumously?) to Matt Mann.

Points of interest
- The ref’s first words to Simmo and Josh: “As you can tell, I am an extremely experienced ref”
- Forwards outscored the backs
- Supporters nearly outnumbered players
- Attractive female supporters lacking in numbers
- Attractive male supporters lacking in numbers according to Henry
- Simmo getting a fright in the showers when surrounded by London deaf football team
- Matt leaving Bristol at 11:00 when he was obviously still drunk (see photo for evidence)
- Johannesburg appears to be a suburb of Kernow
- We are top of the league (albeit having played more games than others)

Pretty picture